For giggles

My dad sent me some good French military jokes after he read the last post. I felt it would be cruel not to share them.

Back in 2003, Jay Leno said it was no surprise the French wouldn't help us get Saddam Hussein out of Iraq. They didn't help us get Germany out of France, either. Leno added that the French contribution to Iraq could be to teach the Iraqis how to surrender.

Why are French streets tree-lined?
So the Germans can march in the shade.

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
No one knows, it's never been tried.

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The army.

For sale: French rifles... never fired, dropped once.

You're welcome.